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  1. me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
  2. ...
  3. me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]

fischotterchen:

v-for-valkyr:

gerardkingofhell:

softroot:

Sometimes i forget scallops swim like this its hilarious

I THOUGHT THAT ONLY HAPPENED ON SPONGEBOB

J U N I O R

I often forget that the creator of Spongebob was actually a marine biologist at one point.

firebendings:

skarchomp:

Remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron where the ending implied that at least the entire episode if not the whole series was the nightmare of a sentient pizza pie

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I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS

led-leviathan:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

lunar-bunnie:

my

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don’t want 

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unless you’ve got

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my snake don’t want habit unless you’ve got rabbits mulan protagonist

Do you know what a protagonist is

bikinipowerbottom:

"my dad said if i get 500,000 notes on this post I can-"

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andolefry:

teachers who leave stray marks on the board when they’re erasing it are out of control and need to be stopped

deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time