"Which is annoying."
I’ve been laughing for 20 years
I love this new update
public school dress code
DEAD ASS HE LOOKED ME RIGHT IN THE EYE AS I TOOK THIS PICTURE
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR MY CAT ALLL DAY AND AFrer WALKING OUT LOOKING FOR HER I SEE HER IN THE NEIGHBOURS WINDOW ALL THE WINDOWS AND DOORS ARE LOCKED AND THEY ARE ON HILIDAY HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUC K
THAT IS MY CAT AND THAT IS NOT MY HOSUE
I guess this would be a good time to become a cat burglar
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
white boys’ haircuts be like